Ok that Karamoja thing is racist or tribalist or what so I will just say we shall not wait for Thr33, Mrs B2B and King to make up their minds. Now now people eh nga you can want to know. Mpozi Antipop said I tell it like it is? Hmmmm. Sparkavelli, Riyalle???? Anyway lets play this Moment of Truth.
1.Basix
I also thought people would ask me what they wanna know but I can see it has gone to as far as what they wanna have. Bayaya. See they even brought out the mugishu in me.
What did you want to be when you were younger?
Same thing every kid was mumbling doctor, lawyer, Pilot. Now I am a miserable journalist. Who would have thunk.
Though I remember one kid said she wanted to be a prostitute. Why? She said they are always smart, have manicured nails, nice shoes and nice hair dos. If that’s my kid I take you to the convent immediately.
What is the relationship between you and your parents like?
My Mum is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. I am what I am because of her. She cracked that whip that woman. But I am so grateful for every beating I got. Now my dad I couldn’t care less.
Have you ever had a mad fling that you almost couldn’t control?
and yeah,
Mad fling? Sure. I am not a nun am I?
What are your dopest series/ sitcoms ever??
Sex and the City. Samantha is for world cup.
Then Boston Legal, the satire is killer
2.31337This is golden opportunity. wait i go find things to lay upon your person
Three you are the intelligencia surely you cannot take this long.
3.Mrs B2B
Ooooh this is going to be fun. Not yet sure how to articulate what i want to ask so i will ask later.
Mrs B2B, Riyale
4.Igis
What part of your body do you like the most? Your eyes? Hands? Legs? Bootay?
Huh, lets see, aaamm, eh, ha, I like to see myself in the mirror in some sexy lingerie so probably everything around there. But eh
If you were to live in another country, which one would it be?
Bali in Indonesia. Everyday is holiday in Bali.
Glass Half full? Glass Half empty?
Isnt it the same thing? But Glass half full
Did you ever have a crush on any of your teachers?
No, I was the class clown, I never had time to pay attention to teachers because I had to make up jokes about them. But recently though I had a crash on my tutor in South Africa called Jude Mathurine. He reminded me of Reno Raines a.k.a Lorenzo Lama in Renegade with his pony tail, dirty jeans and French. And he is tall like that. Damn!!!!
5.King.
EH!! Too many questions. Let me filter them first.
I shall not wait for potholes to vanish from Kampala
6.Miss Cheri
Attey what did Cheri do,when did she do it and to who??
You lied to us that you will be sashying through Ebb Aiport Christmas season you liar.
I sent texts messages for people to come and have drinks with me at Effendy’s but….
……But what the network was bad? I know MTN is crappy lately but you could have beaten a kalango on ChaBaSa.
.the networks were too busy. All I got were ((not)delivered reports. Ok, lemme text again.
I knew it, I you that line was coming. I haven’t yet received the text woman. So whats the excuse now?
7.Wolf in Sheep’s skin a.k.a Cheri
When did u lose your virginity?
Some time at Campus. I know I don’t believe it either.
. Do u like it best on your back, belly, fours or side?
On my threes. Don’t ask me how that is done.
What name do u call your Vibrator? Rabbit? Pathfinder? Hare? Ichuli?
I have been meaning to get one. Never thought it would need a name. Is that what you call yours? Ichuli? Eh Cheri Naughty naughty.
Why did u choose a pink RABBIT (Assuming that’s what u call him)?
I call him sukari suga Mr Bigg.
Educate me. Dry cells or solar panels for the rabbit.
Rabbit is the vibrator?
Oh lets see when I get one I will use duracell because the advert says they are durable. And I see a rabbit running past the finishing line.
If u use dry cells, which ones would u advise me to use? Because I heard that Tiger head gets used up in 2 minutes…maybe ENERGISER. The name is slightly apt.
Eh but Cheri please write me a dossier on this vibrator thing. So like you can even use solar panels? What happens in winter or rainy days? And if it stops in the middle of you know. Before you you know. What happens? So do they also come in black? Can it hold me after? And caress my hair? Can it fix me a sandwich and fix my car? Pick the bills? Yes? No? Where can I buy one?
Ok I am supposed to be giving answers not asking questions.
Do blind people see their dreams?
I tried to ask a blind person but then thought it offensive. But answebag.com says Yes, blind people do have dreams. However, those blind since birth or very early childhood have no visual imagery in their dreams. Instead, they experience a very high percentage of taste, smell, and touch sensations in their dreams.
Andrew Mwenda or Odrek Rwabogo?
Odrek oba? I cant stand snobs, I like a man who can listen to me not one who will talk a hole in my ears and act like I am lucky I am by his side.
Kevin O’Connor or William Pike?
Kevin O’Connor? Urgh! I just threw up. Have you see him? William Pike is a Jjaja too and is probably my boss so you better pray he doesn’t read blogs otherwise I will be sending you my bills when I run out of a job. I don’t want him going, mwana wange walindese nempumulamuko naye nfa when I break his back.
Djs Alex Ndaula or Fat Boy?
Eh but Cheri how can you insult me like that? Ndaula? Ahem, kale I am offended. Just the thought repulses me. Now Fat Boy the other day on radio this chic (said was girlfriend) calls in and says that he is…. you know those things I don’t like. I don’t want to say because Fat Boy reads blogs. He will hang me dry on national radio.
Bobby Wine or Dizzy Nuts?
Last year Bobi Wine rapped a girl, that’s totally repulsive. I just don’t know how he gets away with all these things. Who is Dizzy Nuts? And imagine me saying “Dizzy Nuts honey” Who can want to date a nut job like that one?
Please show my comments. I got spammed
I just did answer all of them. Phew
8.Princess
I think I’ll sit this one out. Wait for the answers. LOL
How am I doing so far?
9.Val
Lol @ Wolf in sheep’s clothing..
In the mood for some mush (blame Petesmama)…so who was your first love?
High School Sweetheart called Saleh. Wait till you see my Lexus he gave me on our first month anniversary.
If you could change something about yourself what would it be?
I wanna be more aggressive and tell off people when the step on my head. I just fear confrontation and shouting back and forth.
Plus I look like a midget near my boyfriend. He 6 feet me 5.4.
High heel strappy shoes, or boots?
Strappy High Heels. They are Hott. Sex on legs.
10.Ashy
Lol. Lol @ Wolf in sheep’s skin
Yeah Ashy that chic tasasila.
11.someone masquerading as the antipop but who is not really antipop
How do you feel about antipop?
Antipop, If I were male I would marry her.
12.j.
will yu give me some?
Johnny right now I am having a cup tea and I would totally love to share it. Do you eat Namungodi and jambula too? You can have some of it as well.
13.petesmama
Eh. Will you answer all these questions?
Mamapete I am trying but mama yangu these bloggers tebasonyiwa
14.spartakuss
Do you believe that your love for fish causes your “dish” to smell consequently giving all the guys who go down on you memorable albeit undesirable topics for conversation while drinking beers?
Poor Sparkavelli, and you still give head? Nttttsssk. Just open your mouth and tell the chic to stop eating the damn fish. Eh but how can you even go through a whole session? Ahem.
So please lets imagine we are having a beer, so how does it feel? You know me I am not gay so I cant know. Surely you can only be talking from experience. Come on stand up and speak for yourself.
Your breasts: have you ever had them sucked?
Lelo luno nabeyitide. But to answer you, every other time.
Underwear: is it a reflection of how you secretly feel, or how you sexually express yourself?
How I sexually express myself.
Your crush on Baz: is it driven by the fact that he is a well published author, or just that he is a great writer? or that you will never have him?
That I will never have him. Have you seen Dee? Have you? Have you? Have you? I remember you fell off a chair checking her out. Man the chic is banging, ask me who got the pleasure of a striptease from her. Heck I wouldn’t live that for anything if I was Baz.
15.Kakaire
Hehehehehe!!!!
Osese? Kale
16.Kakaire
I bet this is not what you had in mind when you asked people to ask you anything.
I am even sweating trying to put up a straight line of truth here.
17.Emi
Munage, but I will get back at them at the next house party.
17.silverbow
most memorable one night stand, if u can pick it out of the many (dont argue. just answer)….
Mwana wange Ndeka oyagala kunemesa bufumbo?
I die if these socks are still waiting for me after reading thrut he whole thing…
Chanle, good on u, answering all mines. I call my *Rabbit* ROY, by the way. And yeah, he strokes my hair and cuddles me after.
Shizzay’m, I won the socks…
Well, happy new year to me.
THat last querie though seems avoided…
and yeah, thanks too
some chaps i think just er….
are too shy to say they admire you…
and your killah pumps!!!
Man Igis, I even had to grab a glass of water. Wasn’t easy as I thought.
So let us recap:
Sukari Suga Mr Biggs uses Duracell.
If Antipop was a dude, you would marry him.
Wolf had you for lunch.
Spartakuss likes fish.
You want to steal my girlfriend.
This has been very educational.
Lol Baz…Spartakuss knows the perils of a female who eats fish…
Mbu fish is digested in her domestic (furry) animal. Feline, if u wish…
Neda bambi Baz me I didnt say anything like that at Mr Bigg and Dee. Eh i better shurup least I say something that will burry me deeper.
I think what Johnny meant to say was will you have sex with him? Will you open your legs for him? [Not to pee]
Ojjakkola empis’embi naye?
Stop digressing. There are no kids here.
Wow… you actually made a pretty decent attempt at answering.
Erique you cant come here and correct me on what I should have answered when you failed to ask yourself. Question time was closed hours ago. And tell Johnny let him first bring me the moon on a gold platter
Spartakuss’ fish. Eeww! Yuck!
Date better girls already!
*Chanel, I see you has mastered the art of question-evasion. Kudos!
and ahem…the bits not translated into English not withstanding…
Cheri, All along you were the wolf, I was wondering who stole all the questions…but I like the way Chanel quenched them…It must have been such a spicy meal for you to av water.
Princess is right some wa evaded. We need qns reloaded
Ba-guy, i thout i was discreet. Bankutte.
You are very brave Chanel.
Kwonka wa bashobora, especially Cheri.
in my defense, you go out with a girl on tuesday. you dont dont know taht she went to the beach on the weekend. you get lucky in a one-night[AND FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!] offer. you don’t beg the question you get on your knees. its just that some girls i have dated like indian food or spicy food or heavily protein-ed foods.
and yeah if you are begging for some action you are not going to say “you eat fish=no head for you” coz that means in a woman’s head ‘ no head for me=no head or sex for you”
no wdont get me wrong am just trying to get friggin’ laid decently here!
and baz: no i was not checking her out; i was avoiding her posterial extremity from causing me grievous bodily harm.
but yes she is fine!do you feel good every time you buy a 10k airtime card? i have always wanted to ask you that, baz?
Spartakus you give head to one night stands? Hahahahahahaha. You are unbelievable. Ahem. And to a girl you met at the club who dont mind giving it away the first time? Imagine how many other men she gives it to so fast. And you give her head? Yuck!!! Kyoka akana kano. If I catch you with my sister, friend or neighbour I will blow yo brains out.
whoa! the pressure, the pressure!
Lol @ everyone having a go at Spartakuss…
Spartakuss, listent o Chanel…don’t go giving yourbrains to anyone u meet for the first time. U never know what has been there before u. FYI that may not be fish…maybe a case!!!!
I don’t wanna be a senga here, but give brain after a while.
Giving brain? Hmmm. Thats a first. Let me write it down.
seeeeeeeeee? i did take this long. long fucking story.
in reflection i ask my inner self, “satisfied with the answer to yo question?”
i answer; “no”
get work crappy, answer the damn question
Wow this is interesting… Cheri still talks about Rabit???????????
i suggest we do a Ask Cheri a question…
infact…
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