I was saying….

……..the husband recognizes situation at hand employs all manner of politeness and calm, humbles self, coils his tail says girlfriend was totally in the wrong but she begs for officer’s forgiveness. “At least help me she won’t do it again.”

With all the shares we were flaunting in the officers face the man also knows he is not above the law. He’s gatta coil his tail when its required.

When the officers finally agrees to let us go she turns on us: You two idiots all asking me to say sorry do you know you made the man think I am in the wrong?

Shares dude: do you know they would have thrown you in jail for five days do you know what can happen to you there?

She: who cares? The worst that can happen they would rape me and probably give me Aids. What’s worse than that? Just rape and Aids. And if they do I can sue those motherfuckers. No in fact me and my parents can kill them, we can poison them. No in fact we can poison the man that gave me Aids.

Ahem. Anyway I have always thought that if I am going to be caught on the wrong side of the law I just tell the officer: “Without wasting anymore of your time with excuses and stories i believe you have heard a zenth time, I don’t have a driving permit, I am sorry. I am going to try and get one.
I believe these guys have heard the last lie there is to tell about driving permits how they are at home, how the housegirl washed them in your trousers how your daughter digested them or how your wife took it as ransom, every last lie and I am absolutely sure they definitely know you are lying when you open your mouth and tell that tired lie. So why not quit wasting his time, your time and stop insulting his intelligence, say sorry or pull out your wallet if you are not a woman and pay up.

Sayonara I am off for my leave