Piece of me

1. What time did you get up this morning?
2am.
2. How do you like your steak?
Well done lots of salt nebigenderako
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Australia
4. What is your favorite TV show?
Ugly Betty no Desperate housewives no How I met no. Boston Le.. yup Boston legal
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Bali everyday is holiday in Bali
6. What did you have for breakfast?
Fried eggs Chapatti bread 2 cups of tea. Mululu? You think!
7. What is your favorite cuisine?
My taste buds are pretty messed up right now
8. What foods do you dislike?
Fish
9. Favorite Place to Eat?
Spectrum
10. Favorite dressing?
Is mayo a dress?
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Futsubishi S5800 1
12. What are your favorite clothes?
Free dresses
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
Whats the difference?
15. Where would you want to retire?
Bali
16. Favorite time of day?
Bedtime
17. Where were you born?
Mengo
18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Swimming
19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
Nobody they are not stupid to waste time
20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
They are serious people
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Tumwi
22. Bird watcher?
Do I seem that Idle?
23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person I love my sleep
24. Do you have any pets?
They waste a lot of funds to look after rather donate to a child
25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?
Call me in December I will have double news
26. What did you want to be when you were little?
I don’t remember
27. What is your best childhood memory?
Living the village to come back to Kampala
28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Stupid animals
29. Are you married?
In a few
30. Always wear your seat belt?
Not anymore it cant fit
31. Been in a car accident?
Hell no Satan
32. Any pet peeves?
People who think doing good like adopting a child is just a show off. Bakopi kabisa
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Mince meat and company
34. Favorite Flower?
Lilys
35. Favorite ice cream?
Caramel and Ram and raisings
36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Javas
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
I am using back door
38. From whom did you get your last email?
Uganda Health Communication Alliance
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
BabyRus
40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
Baby shopping
41. Like your job?
Not anymore
42. Broccoli?
No Nakati jobyo, marakwang, ebo
43. What was your favorite vacation?
Do Ugandans do vacation? Went to Fort I hated it too much walking in the name of hiking
44. Last person(s) you went out to dinner with?
Chris Conte
45. What are you listening to right now?
People dismissing Otunnu
46. What is your favorite color?
Green
47. How many tattoos do you have?
The pain is unbearble
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
Two this one and this one
49. What time did you finish this quiz?
4.40p.m
50. Coffee Drinker?
No what’s the fuss

Imagine…..

……what demands Buganda would make if the oil wells in Hoima were on Ganda soil.

Wasnt me who coined that question I just stole it from Gilbert Mwijuke I swear. Please dont report me they will chase me off their land before they even discover oil here.

But seriously I think they would have told us to vacate and go discover our own minerals. Whats do you think?

Where would journalism be…

…If Buganda were a federo state. Would freedom of the media still exist in Uganda if baganda were running the show?
Would there be any freedom anyway if everything that irked the Kabaka was boycotted, set ablaze?
Was it really in everyone’s best interest for CBS to drag in the reporters history as an Aboke girl?
Cant the mengo government discuss things like what happened to the other 4.3 acres of that land? Water for its people? Reviving the production of Matooke in Buganda which has been taken over by other regions? Helping her people to kick poverty out.

Can you believe this????

A man who killed a lion with his bare hands, only to be attacked by a pack of hyenas moments later, succumbed to his injuries and died in hospital, Kenyan media reported Tuesday.

Moses Lekalau, a 35-year-old herdsman, was walking home from a neighbouring village in Maralal, some 250 kilometres north of the capital Nairobi, when he was pounced by a lion, which he fought off for half an hour and then killed with his bare hands.

Hyenas then emerged from the forested path after his confrontation with the lion and attacked the man, biting off his hands and toes.

Doctors had earlier expressed hope that the man would survive, but said he had lost a lot of blood from the vicious attack, the independent Daily Nation reported.

Some Kenyan tribes, specifically the Masai, are known for slaying lions as a rite of passage.

Attacks by wild animals are relatively common in Kenya, as villagers live in close proximity to game parks and animal migration corridors and recurring droughts and floods increase their closeness.

Editor’s note: After all his effort with the king he loses the battle to some servants. The story was stripped from here by the way.

You can also read more from BBC here

Shame on you

For throwing away food in the trash when people are starving in Teso. I mean surely how do you make the trip to the dustbin to throw away half a plate of food? How do you leave food on the plate when some kids up north need it?

How can you let bread go bad? Pile your plate with more than what you can eat? Have five meals a day?

Shame on all of you shame shame shame. I wish I was any different only that I dont know how I can help it

PHEW!!!! It’s all so gone

….the dark cloud has passed over my silver lining, I see it, i see it its there, theeerre, hehhehehahahahaha. Now I even the sun coming out, the damn yellow thing is here, muhahahahaha. I feel for those who are still hating their mornings, breaks, lunches, afternoons, evenining, nights and all the days. Its F**)*^&(&KING HELL I tell you. Silverbow snap out of it or so help me God I will come and buy you that rope tie it up for you.

By the way I am loving this forward

Museveni Kaguta (President), Janet Museveni (president’s wife & Minister) and Mutebile (then a Central bank Governor) were flying together in the President’s jet.

Museveni Kaguta, suddenly said: “You know what. I can throw 100,000shs out of this window and make someone happy.”

Janet Museveni, said: “I can throw 10 X 10,000shs notes out of the window and I will make 10 people unbelievably happy.”

Mutebile said: “I can throw 100 X 1000shs notes out of the window and make 100 people very very happy.”

Then the pilot looks at the co-pilot and says: “Listen to those 3 showoffs at the back…I can throw all 3 of them out of the window and I will make the whole country happy .

Dedicated esp to S.King

Chanel to the class: Neeeeeews news

Bloggers: Yes prease madamu

Chanel: My name is Chanel and others, When I was walking in Wandegeya minding my stearing I met Cheri Chantal Gipir Labong the great.

Bloggers: Where where where? Eh eh kyoka you ka galo kale nga you are a liar. Also you tello us the tulusi.
Even you mean this Chantal who bees dumping her blog?

Chanel: Yeah brothers and sisters the one and only. She is brown nga etungulu. If you dont believe me, take a look this is me besides Gipir Labong.

Badanga dwarffing me

No not high heels she was wearing them flat shoes even.
Her to me ” Eh kale you used to say that Antipop is short naye nga nawe you are short”

Yeah well darling wait when you meet her.

But that girl, she is lying she hasnt been in those of outside countries. Ask me why? Ask me? Ask me?

She doesnt look like a summer, no actually she does because she was wearing cool gladiator sandals. But she wasnt acting like a summer. I was waiting for lines like

“Back at home, you see back at home in D.C” But wapi, she was talking about how she is coming for BHH on foot (Solomon this is where you dont miss the mother of all BHH)

Then you know how the summers come here pulling off accents and acting like they are ATMs as if to kiss their asses, this Chantal, Nada. Omwana wafe wawano.

Now prease all of you I will be handing out the Chocolas at BHH. If you dont make a single straight line I wont give you Cheri’s goodies.

Its murder indeed

Yes abortion is murder, if you know the story ladies get on the pill injection, norplant, coil, female condom, ask him to wear one. If you are done having kids get the tubal ligation.

Today I am here for the fellows though, the guys, gents, niggas, brothers, the men.

Bloggers would you ever consider getting castrated? I mean having a vasectomy.

And then they were nine

On my recent visit to Kisumu a woman walked into Kmet Medical Clinic in Kisumu with a six month old in hand.

Soon as she stepped inside a little toddler probably clocking 2 years follows grabbing on his shorts to keep them in place.

And another follows with a potbell leading the way, pulling back mucas that has gathered on his mouth.

And yet a much older follows and another and another till all the nine have disappeared inside the clinic.

“Those are her nine children, I think she has come for a contraceptive method. But she looks pregnant” the health worker observes.

Why she comes with all the children you ask?

On top of the fact that the clinic provides nutrition supplements to malnourished children, this way they attract their mothers that while they bring their children for the healthy porriadge, they are taught how to plan their families.

Now the women in turn use the excuse for taking children for immunisation and nutrition to get onto any contraceptive method their husbands dont approve. In fact it calls for a beating if he finds out. So the Injectaplan is prefered because its private he wont suspect a thing.

And here she is with all nine children that way her husband would not suspect that she is trying to stop having children. He wants all of them out. He doesnt have a job by the way but I hear its an ego thing.

The men who shelter the idea or agree to lessons on family planning and escort their wives for a method or to the hospital to deliver ask that they be given tea, soda, food, entertainment, transport even an allowance.

WHY you ask again? You are taking up their valuable time they would otherwise be using at the newspaper vendor to discuss Migingo or play cards.

So woman here has come for the Injection.

“Mama you are three months pregnant” the health worker tells her. Her face is in shock she doesnt understand how that could be because she is breastfeeding. Hell no there is no way in hell she is going to add a tenth to the burden she has now.

“Give me the injection anyway” she says in Luo.

When the health worker explains that its impossible she asks that an abortion be done.

Silence.

The health worker doesnt know what explanation to give this time.

Neither do I know what you tell such a woman.

Do you know?

People…..

You mean everyone must say “Its my birthday today? Kale its my birthday today. And if you must know the magic number is 26.
You can find me at Spectrum with all your presents.
And Cheri will be a year older soon