How Could you?

I used order for a urine when I still taking this drink. That was before it kept me up all night and turned me into a zombie all day. Today I woke up to this Mountain Dew advert. Honest who went and thunk this one up? Its like the guy is throwing up into the bottle. YUCK. Now all you MTN Dew lovers gon be sipping on some guys puck. I wonder if its of boiled eggs mixed with boiled g.nuts. I hear that stinks like KKC sewa.
Baz nabalala enjoy your dew.
And please don’t peddle the reverse psycologicy hogwash mbu then we discuss the add yada yada yada. It doesn’t work all the time. Like in this case. I aint drinking no puck ever

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Heeeeeellllp

I am conducting a sort of survey and I need you aswesome people to tell me what is the most popular computer game played in your offices?
Is it Solitaire, snooker? Pool. scrabble? Or you just love to facebook twitter, blog, or chat. How do you waste your bosses time and resources?

Anything goes just tell me what type and where you work. Thank you thank you and thank you

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Baby Shower Pixs

For yall no shows it was FUN in caps I was honoured and probably scared a few souls off walking down this lane wat with the larger than like stomach. Sometimes I cannot believe it is attached to my body but here the people gatta grow and grow and be healthy. But thank you thank you and thank you. Been on Bedrest since then just came back to office today. Here are some of the pixs from the baby shower.

Darlyne’s idea of a baby. Yup she sure knows how to give attention to some very important details

Detamble wants a Baby Elephant for a baby

This here is Little Communist Rev. Or will he be a facists?

This is Solomon Prince. Some attention to detail.

Heere is Antipop’s baby. Ahem! I also dont know what to say. T Over to you

Baby Leo looks nothing like this but this is Liz (New Vision) baby eyes miles away from the body.

This is little Eve Mashoo Stacey formally of the Daily Monitor Fame now she has to answer to Tumwi or something there in.. The sweetie will wear gomesi right from the start. Tsk tsk tsk

Dear God I hope I am not having anything close to what B2B makes of a baby. limbless?

Carlo’s is as if an Amoeba undergoing binary fusion.

And here lays Johnny’s stick baby, only he will have a stick baby.   

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Whose wedding is it anyway???

Planning a wedding? Many people want their budgets at over 50 million shillings. No? 100 million you said?

Now take a peek at this wedding that ended up in the bride and groom saying their i dos, taking a limo drive and enjoying the prestige at their high table.

The Bridesmaids Stilettoes and bouquets are quite something. More power to the designer.

The Limo ride.

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Going Solo

Who remembers this one?

“Who willu be the witness oh my Lord, who willu

As I am a Munyankole girl I should marry a Munayokole boy but a munyankole boy is falaaway leti me choose anoza one.” Everybody

Anyone who can tell me the meaning of these words. Thank God google wont give you the answer. Dont mind the spelling

• Ekyaji
• Omunyale
• Egwatiro
• Ekigango
• Kalasamayanzi
• Enkoto
• Asamba gwansibi
• Osereza eligenda emugga
• Engera
• Akayu

P.S I read somewhere that Shower is as if at my house? That so coz I need to balance my accounts, apply for préstamo

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